Shiny Nappie. The other Ayton Extra

[Essex Boy]

Every single time I look at this thread I read it as 'Shiny Nipple'...

Thank god! I thought it was just me

I read "Shiny happy people" - but then I've never met Gaynor, unlike the rest of you.

Unusual for me to get a 90s music reference, by the way.

I've never met Gaynor - I doubt she really exists. And I have no idea what all the references to 'things' living under the bridge are about - I suspect only the occasional frog actually lives there. My personal opinion is that, with few exceptions, the Ayton regulars are completely nuts. Mad as a box of frogs. Worryingly insane.

[World2dave]

Every single time I look at this thread I read it as 'Shiny Nipple'...

But you say that about everything.

[Count Belisarius]

I think you're confusing Shiny Nipples with Slippery Nipples...

[MarshalNey]

I've never met Gaynor - I doubt she really exists.

Who was pressing her titties up against the window of the forge then?

[Paul]

I've never met Gaynor - I doubt she really exists.

Who was pressing her titties up against the window of the forge then?

Purps has almost certainly done that at least once, I think it's how he marks his territory!

[Paul]

My personal opinion is that, with few exceptions, the Ayton regulars are completely nuts. Mad as a box of frogs. Worryingly insane.

That sounds like an admission of insanity?

[MarshalNey]

Purps has almost certainly done that at least once, I think it's how he marks his territory!

Has anyone seen him lately?

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

My personal opinion is that, with few exceptions, the Ayton regulars are completely nuts. Mad as a box of frogs. Worryingly insane.

That sounds like an admission of insanity?

Actually, I thought it sounded like a compliment. Or at the very least a gross understatement....