Fingz wot I frow paint at

[Purple]

Smashing! Full of character!

[World2dave]

I particularly like the uDuDuDu impi. Is there a uDaDaDa one to follow it?

[Buff Orpington]

That's all I have to say to you.

[Tim Hall]

I particularly like the uDuDuDu impi. Is there a uDaDaDa one to follow it?

After last weekend perhaps the Impis should be called "DeyDoRunRun".

[Jeremy]

I particularly like the uDuDuDu impi. Is there a uDaDaDa one to follow it?

After last weekend perhaps the Impis should be called "DeyDoRunRun".

Not mine! Repulsed temporarily, but never ran. We washed our assegais well in Welsh blood. That smelt faintly of sheep.....

[Tim Hall]

I particularly like the uDuDuDu impi. Is there a uDaDaDa one to follow it?

After last weekend perhaps the Impis should be called "DeyDoRunRun".

Not mine! Repulsed temporarily, but never ran. We washed our assegais well in Welsh blood. That smelt faintly of sheep.....

I see your Induna has replaced the witch doctor with a spin doctor.

[Jeremy]

My Sangoma, the great Burtalezi, failed to bounce several Martini Henry rounds off his rotund stomach on the southern barricades. So much for the fresh goat testicle talismans he frequently wore.... No offence Simon

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

Goat 1: "OK, they've taken our bollocks, but what are they using them as?"
Goat 2: "Bullet-proof vests."
Goat 3: "You're joking!"
Goat 2: "Nope."
Goat 1: "OK, everyone stop chewing and listen up - no more jokes about our balls being bullet-proof, right? It appears that the 'hu' in 'humans' isn't short for 'sense of humour'."

[HMS Priapus]

These look fantastic...

Talk about cutting it fine, this is worse than Ayton! 3 Impi ready to slaughter the invaders at Rorkes Drift tomorrow. Speed painted inside of three weeks to fight for the cause!

Commanders:




iNdhlondhlo Impi:


mBelebele Impi:


uDududu Impi:

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

They do, don't they? I've never been into the Colonial period, but I actually had faint stirrings when I saw these.

Or it might just have been the viagra kicking in. Are you supposed to take the whole box in one go?