Fingz wot I frow paint at

[grizzlymc]

Apparently it works by choking off the outlet valve so that blood has to exert more pressure in order to leave your dick, take too many at once and the valve closes. A mate of mine in Peru tried it and they had to effectively bleed his todger.

As I said, any thirtysomething old geologist who is using viagara is not spending enough time in the field.

[Jeremy]

The first of the Bury Unionist Militia to mobilise were the Fleet Street Regulars. After the Great War, these veterans settled down and become shop keepers and tradesmen in Fleet Street around the Bury Market. When the call to arms came, they dug their old kit out their sheds and prepared to invade Ayton. Led by Father Hulme of the Bury Parish Church, they know God is on their side and that Black Pudding will forever be acknowledged as the superior pudding over the inferior Yorkshire Pudding. Figures are all Footsore Miniatures and the van a converted Matchbox van.

[Count Belisarius]

Very nice.

[Essex Boy]

Well done, Jezza.

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[levied troop]

Very nice job, love the rusty helmets.

[goat major]

Lovely work ! Great BUM

[valleyboy]

Well don Jeremy - I like the rusty helmets

[Purple]

You heard it here...
VB likes rusty helmets in Jeremy’s BUm...

Excellent work. Didn’t realise you had a vicar in your BUm also. *

*this BUm thing will never get old.

[Jeremy]

Thanks everyone!

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

Interesting fact about the WW1 Brodie helmet. When It was first produced, in 1915, there was a manufacturing defect, caused by the production process - in essence, the helmet was produced by punching a single piece of sheet steel, but because this stretched the metal, it resulted in the helmet being thinner on top than at the sides (which was not the required outcome at all). The Germans found out how to get around this fairly quickly, but it took almost a year for British manufacturers to cotton on. As a result, many helmets had to be withdrawn, but someone on Haig's staff came up with the idea of issuing the non-defective helmets to sections of trench, rather than to individual units; so when a unit took over a sector of the front line, they took over the "attached" helmets as well. Unfortunately, because this meant that units which had been issued "good" helmets, had to give them up (albeit only temporarily), which because of the character assassination of Haig in the 60s and 70s, led to stories that he disliked them because they "restricted offensive spirit". A similar lie was circulated about his desire to replace the heavy Vickers MG, which was best used in defensive roles, with the Lewis Gun.