Napoleonic Buffet

[Jeremy]

Lovely. Just lovely. I’d love to see the whole lot up close one day. You’ll have to put a LAW weekend on

[HMS Priapus]

Hey Steve?! Steve! Is that you over there. Thanks, gentlemen.

I’ve got several choices for whom to paint next. So I’m taking requests.

Net
St. Cyr
Davout
Masséna
Dorsenne
Nansouty
St. Sulpice
Lauriston
Bertrand

Any favorites from the crowd?

[Count Belisarius]

Does Bertrand come in plastic... *


* feel free...

[HMS Priapus]

I think Bertrand will come in anything with a pulse!

[Jeremy]

We have many members who fit that description. Pun intended.

[grizzlymc]

I sense a lack of diversity and inclusion. Not having a pulse should nt be a basis of exclusion from sexual activity.

And if you are used to shagging English twat, you probably won't notice the difference.

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

Net
St. Cyr

Any favorites from the crowd?

Either one of these two. I'm assuming that the first is the famous Crimean general Bakovthi Net? And, as Groucho Marx famously said: "If you can fake being St Cyr, you can fake anything."

[HMS Priapus]

St. Cyr it is, after I complete Lauriston depicted as commanding the grand battery at Wagram, and hopefully not injuring Steve in a friendly fire incident.

"Net" should be read as "Ney", but goddamm autocorrect insists to render "Net" or "New" anytime I type in the name.

[Jeremy]

Yes. Autocorrect firmly believes I enjoy telling people to duck off

[HMS Priapus]

I ducking hate autocorrect. Bane of my online existence.