What's on your workbench?

[Peeler]

We know you & we know very well what type of mask you'll be using, you Geordie perv.

[Norman D. Landings]

A satisfying spray interrupted!
My humbrol green just sputtered and died. Looks like tomorrow’s lunch is a dash to the model shop in the grainger market.

[Purple]

Heheh. What’s funny about that is that people who don’t know me are going to read it and assume you’re talking about a dust mask.

[Purple]

“Wotcha. Just checking you’ve got primer in stock yeah?”

[Norman D. Landings]

Nah, if it was me there’d be a packet of biscuits on the des-Oh wait, yeah. It’s me.

[Essex Boy]

Heheh. What’s funny about that is that people who don’t know me are going to read it and assume you’re talking about a dust mask.

The map on the wall shows part of the Dengie Peninsula in east Essex.

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

With the entirety of the language of Chaucer to choose from, they went for.....DENGIE? Really?!?!

[grizzlymc]

Maybe it's a bastardisation of Dengue.

[Neanderthal]

The local saying goes "all straight roads lead to Dengie".
Perhaps the inhabitants are all teetotal?

[grizzlymc]

Can people survive in Essex without alcohol?