What's on your workbench?

[Jeremy]

What a realistic apple! Nice work on the terrain Purps!

[Purple]

This teabag flavour Is Quinoa, Camomile and Salmon Tears or something,

[Purple]

“Stay alert there’s a Tiger nearby!”

Right I need to clean all this shut up before the gf gets home. There’s flock and Honeysuckle and Flax Tea leaves all over the place!

[Subedai]

Very nice Purps. I trust you nicked the GF's hairspray to weld all the tree bits together. If not Extra Hold from Poundland does the trick.

[goat major]

you seem to be suggesting that Purps doesnt have his own hairspray......

Excellent Purps. The tank is rather good too. As is the cat

[levied troop]

Aaaah, the fine smell of mixed herbs in the morning, it smells of.......victory!

Very nicely done, that barn and cottage is bloody good. The cat’s unrealistic though.

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

The cat’s unrealistic though.

Indeed - no melon helmet, thus improperly dressed for armoured warfare.

[Essex Boy]

Marvellous. Purrrrrrrrrrrfect.

[Shoot me. Shoot me now]

[valleyboy]

Marvellous. Purrrrrrrrrrrfect.

[Shoot me. Shoot me now]

Please may I remind you that Gentlemen do not rush or push to the front of the queue..

Yes ...........
I Know.......
its a long queue.......
Yes I know sir that you have been queuing....
Errr I mean camping out here for a long time for such an opportunity...........

And yes Sir I know you to have more than ample provocation and cause...........

Oi Yew with the melon on your head, stop pushing at the back.............
Oi and Yew, ..... yes ........yew in the cardigan - put that stone down now .......

I will remind yew that gentlemen do not throw stones..........

Now gentlemen the proceedings will follow an in an orderly fashion....

Who shall be first with the wet paper towel..........

What am I bid? ...................

Yes sir, you in the cheap seat at the back ?...................

[grizzlymc]

Carn afford no wet paper towels, wot abaht a used condom?

Great trees Purps!