Ayton drinking & feeding, please check the menu post.

[Peeler]

Oh yes, we'll wing it at the Lodge on Sunday, for us remnants.

[Count Belisarius]

I have checked assorted venues. The Lodge has a curry I can eat so I'll eat there Thursday and possibly Sunday as well.

The Forge has a Chickpea and Sweet Potato curry so put me down for that.

The Dennison can do the Five Bean Chilli without the sour cream so put me down for that please.

So that's curry, curry, chilli. Reckon by Sunday I'll be able to give Peeler some competition...

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

Oh joy! Duelling sphincters.

[FreddBloggs]

I think I prefer banjos.

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

Certainly a lot easier to pluck.

[Buff Redux]

Could anyone coming from the south stop off in Lichfield to borrow a couple of buttplugs from Purps? He wont need them as he's working 9 days straight.

[Etranger]

Straight being a relative term in Purps' case...

[Buff Redux]

In an emergency we could resort to using Peeler's truncheon collection.

[Peeler]

You wouldn't want to go that deep.

[Peeler]

WHAT time do people want to be in the Hall to set up on the Friday? 3pm, 4pm? We're feeding at 7 remember.