Kumbahyah Nov 2021
Re: Kumbahyah Nov 2021
That looks great, I really like the artillery in the extreme lower left corner of the last picture
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Re: Kumbahyah Nov 2021
And so peace and justice was restored to fair Kumbayah, with the restoration of the rightful premier, President Reverend Comrade General Phillipe Foutanga Babani Sissoko N'Dahwehlahweh.
His Excellency the President would like to take this opportunity to vehemently decry any scurrilous rumours that he is a mere puppet of the Soviet Union.
The malicious spreading of such falsehoods is an act of sedition against the well-being of the Republic and is punishable by a fine of two chickens.
Just kidding. It's death. The President hopes you enjoyed his little joke.
On a more serious note, the armed Wing of the Ministry of Peaceful Reconciliation regrets to announce the escape of the former so-called President in a commandeered station wagon with the entirety of the Kumbayahn gold reserves.
How he got two railcars full of gold into a 1965 Renault estate has not yet been ascertained, but he's gone and the gold's gone, so... >shrug<
The owner of the stolen Renault has been reimbursed to the value of two chickens.
His Excellency the President would like to take this opportunity to vehemently decry any scurrilous rumours that he is a mere puppet of the Soviet Union.
The malicious spreading of such falsehoods is an act of sedition against the well-being of the Republic and is punishable by a fine of two chickens.
Just kidding. It's death. The President hopes you enjoyed his little joke.
On a more serious note, the armed Wing of the Ministry of Peaceful Reconciliation regrets to announce the escape of the former so-called President in a commandeered station wagon with the entirety of the Kumbayahn gold reserves.
How he got two railcars full of gold into a 1965 Renault estate has not yet been ascertained, but he's gone and the gold's gone, so... >shrug<
The owner of the stolen Renault has been reimbursed to the value of two chickens.
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Re: Kumbahyah Nov 2021
The Brigadier would like to remind his excellency that the airport fees are due, should the president need to get anywhere fast....
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Re: Kumbahyah Nov 2021
The KLF have returned to regroup in their Mumuland stronghold. No more alliances with treacherous interim presidents. Next time the tyrant's entrails will be used as crocodile food.
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Re: Kumbahyah Nov 2021
No, that was insurgents entrails. The crocodiles fed well.
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Re: Kumbahyah Nov 2021
The brigadier is going to be well happy.
As far as the world knows, the fleeing usurper got away with Kumbayah's gold reserves.
But because the train was disabled, he had to be content with as much as could be carried in a 1965 Renault estate.
The rest is a three-way split between Moscow, the Brigadier and the Reverend Comrade General.
As far as the world knows, the fleeing usurper got away with Kumbayah's gold reserves.
But because the train was disabled, he had to be content with as much as could be carried in a 1965 Renault estate.
The rest is a three-way split between Moscow, the Brigadier and the Reverend Comrade General.
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Re: Kumbahyah Nov 2021
Also, if the Brigadier is interested in further pursuing the Genetic Infantryman program, he will find Kumbayah's research facilities are second to none when it comes to availability of test subjects and laxity of regulation.
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Re: Kumbahyah Nov 2021
Now there is food for thought for a forward thinking man like the Brigadier...