The Loose Association of Wargamers

I only rolled two fumbles, I’m a badass killing machine! What am I on, 5 kills now? I’m running around killing everything and doing all the useful stuff whilst you lot are tripping over your own weapons!

I just want you all to know that my Halfling thief only robs from party members that take the piss out of her.

So everyone then?

No the wizard and the dwarf have been most kind.... Dave’s character might need to watch her lady pocket mind ...

I unleashed the sorcerous purple laser of death directly at my own foot.
It was.... stimulating.

I did Carlos Hathcock the cult leader right between the eyes with my first shot, though.
No half measures!

Are you not going to tell everyone how you spent most of the evening trying to finger a fat mutant Barkeep?

And kept missing!
Forget advancement.
I’m staying at level 1 until I’ve got WS 99. And I’m not fighting anything harder than a spaniel.

It may take some time.

And spaniels.

How hard do you like your spaniels ?

No mutants.

Let them defrost and they get quite soft.

I'm catching up on this after several days' binge-watching "The Big Bang Theory", including the episodes where they play D&D. I'm now trying to work out which of the TV characters each of you most resembles.

So far, Norm is closing in on Howard Wolowitz (just the "heard but not seen" mother missing, but who knows what future adventures/treasure finds may bring), and Purps is edging towards Leonard (if only because he probably has the best looking/youngest "significant other" on the forum).

Still Raj, Stuart and a few others to allocate.

(Relax - nobody's standing out as a potential Sheldon. Yet...... )