WFRP Roll20

[Norman D. Landings]

Can’t have that bloody programme for one second. Shouty declaration - canned laughter - shouty response - canned laughter - repeat for half an hour. I thought it was just awful.

[Purple]

You know what you can't Unsee on that programme? Phantom eating.
They eat a meal every episode for a big chunk of the programme but all you ever see is people probing the food around with a fork or even more annoyingly- lifting a fork full of food up to there mouths and then back to the plate.
Once you see it, it's so annoying!

Glad to share.

[Count Belisarius]

No one at Ayton as ever had a problem with phantom eating...

[World2dave]

No the wizard and the dwarf have been most kind.... Dave’s character might need to watch her lady pocket mind ...

I've been busy killing gribbly mutants but can always make time for halfling tea leaves.

[Purple]

What’s your current health state?

[valleyboy]

What’s your current health state?

Errr how's about Norma?

In other words not far off dead

[Jeremy]

Purps plays the cowardly thieving Halfling very well. Skulks around the edges of fights, never really committing. Nicking money from fellow party members. It’s almost like this behavior comes naturally

[Norman D. Landings]

He’ll slice yer hamstrings up a treat. He’s like a ‘Chucky’ doll. It’s horrifying.

If you want to upset the Witchhunter though Purps, never mind the money. Nick his (highly suspect) treasure trove of chaos artefacts.
Which he totally does not whisper lovingly to when he thinks we’re asleep.

[Jeremy]

Nor does he caress them lovingly or sneak licks at the ichor oozing from the collection of tentacles he doesn’t keep.

[Peeler]

What's this eating out of phantoms all about?