The Loose Association of Wargamers

FUCK’S SAKE STOP FIGHTING THINGS YOU'RE BASICALLY A WATER BALOON.

That applies to Monsters Purps. Not normal folk hitting you. And the -10 is only for shooting

As you were, resume murdering.

That being said Purps, when that dragon blats you, you’ll really feel it in the morning!

I read it as otherwise in the special rules for halflings. Everything counts as bigger, even Dwarfs unless I’m reading the wrong edition.
It’s the buff for being so shit.

Yes, having re-read various sections in conjunction, I think you’re right. It’s not really a biggie, damaging is not that bad. And well, deathblow is immaterial as you’re dead!

And well, for damaging it says the player can choose to use it. So I wouldn’t worry too much, basically carry on before as I’m unlikely to remember! Norm, your Scythe has the damaging rule too

And it keeps the lawn neat.

And Hollywood young.

I say, I say, I say:

How many tickles does it take to make the Witchhunter happy?

Ten.

Ten tickles.

Hehe... I like that!