Fingz wot I frow paint at

[grizzlymc]

What a magnificent BUM, enormous in fact.

[Jeremy]

Thanks chaps! Hopefully they’ll perform on the table. It’s vital that the world understands that Black Pudding is a far superior Pudding to Yorkshire Pudding.

[grizzlymc]

That's what it takes to fill Jeremy's BUM. As to the relative merits of puddings, depends what you want from them. Probably easier on the BUM to use black rather than Yorkshire.

[World2dave]

Great stuff!
Your BUM looks big in that.

[Purple]

Your bum is really quite impressive.
I would mess with it.

Let’s hope your bum isn’t subject to a unexpected probe this may.

[Jeremy]

Thanks chaps. I’m REALLY banking on the fact that you’re all referring to my army. I don’t really want to pitch up at Ayton and be surrounded by a bunch of old lechers who keep dropping dice on the floor for me to pick up.

[Purple]

What army?

[grizzlymc]

Has Jeremy got an army?

[HMS Priapus]

That's easily the nicest BUM I've ever seen.

[World2dave]

Thanks chaps. I’m REALLY banking on the fact that you’re all referring to my army. I don’t really want to pitch up at Ayton and be surrounded by a bunch of old lechers who keep dropping dice on the floor for me to pick up.

Well, we will be in Yorkshire.