The Loose Association of Wargamers

Yes, yes, but................was the fire lit?

Could you just fucking not?

That was surreal, that was.

I can’t remember if the fire was lit. Did anyone check?

Being sober better not be like this all the time.

You could try distracting yourself by checking to see if you’ve lit your fire

Great fun last night again. Must improve my arm wrestling skills though

You never did find out if the entire Inn was filled with Transexuals did you?

I think Elsa works on a policy of “transsexual unless proved otherwise”

She does have an unwholesome fascination with counting people’s nipples.

To be fair, the whole ‘assume transsexual until proven otherwise’ policy is about the only thing we’ve all managed to agree on.
It’s a solid foundation to base future policy on.