The Loose Association of Wargamers

We can always rely on Purps for collateral damage.

Yeah if I roll a scatter dice for some sort of terrible death weapon, you know that arrow is heading straight towards the nearest child/woman/vicar/treasured pet

or - more likely - your own troops

Can no one else feel Simons disapproving glare radiating through their screens?

Jeremy wrote: ↑Wed Apr 10, 2019 8:53 am .....and Alice Shuttlecock-Jones, chairwoman of the East Ayton WI on the painting table

Good work - young Alice doesn't put out for just anyone, you know!

The last of the civilians for Ayton next week.


Alice Shuttlecock-Jones, Chairwoman of the WA, amateur nudist and collector of vintage phalluses. Alice has always dreamed of disrobing in Ayton Hall over a bank holiday weekend. By a bizarre coincidence, her great grandson, 8 decades later, will make a model of that very hall, for use in a game of toy soldiers. Next to her are Four-finger Pete and Farmer Jack. Woe betide any who trespass on their allotment.

More kindling for Vegan flamethrowers

Splendid stuff. Well done Jezza.

E

Alice sounds quite tame, by Ayton female standards....

I see the chap on the left has fallen for the "boot blacking on the binoculars" trick. Is the guy on the right a darts player, by any chance?

He’s having a smoke.

That's just s story he tells his wife so she doesn't think he's been in the pub playing darts all evening.