The Loose Association of Wargamers

I certainly would not be putting my pork sword in a gelatinous cube, they do acid damage.

Mind you, if you are suffering from tropical fungal infections, that could be handy.

Universal guidelines:

* Listen at the door
* Check for traps

WFRP-specific:

* Avoid any behaviour or utterance which leave you open to accusations of heresy.

* Keep all mutations hidden.

All true. I’ve had immense fun reading the location specific critical hit descriptions in the rules. You don’t want one!

An extreme solution to genital fungus.

“Genital Fungus” better not be an entry in the bestiary.

Appearing in random encounters.

Able to be selected as a companion creature by druids & rangers.

Once you have worked in the tropics, crotch rot conjures up the stuff of nightmares. Your have a perpetual itchy rash around the genitals, in your armpits and, sometimes, inside your knees and elbows. One of my colleagues was covered in it from head to toe and, when he got back to Sydney, they reckoned it had gone some distance up his arse.

Showers and zinc oxide powder keeps it at bay, except where it doesn't.

You are ready for WFRP. So ready.

I'd like to give this a go, not having RPG'd for many years.
If the initial quota is full I'll sit on the bench until one of the first team gets a nasty injury.

Nope, you’re more than welcome Dave!

I must confess, I had never thought of unwanted fungal growths as being such an integral part of RPGs.