The Loose Association of Wargamers

Buff Orpington wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 8:51 am Just adopt a list.

I'm not sure leaning to one side is going to help much.

YMMV of course.

Jeremy wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 8:14 am As at the height of Rome, where rich senators wives would pay gladiators for sexual pleasure, what do you think the WFRP version would be for young Benny?

Test vs. FEL.

Success: Emmanuel von Leibewitz requires sausage.

Failure: Von Dammenblatz smashes yer back doors in.

But both a win for Benny surely?

Sadly Benny’s Fel is even worse than Gunnar’s healing.

BaronVonWreckedoften wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:14 am

Buff Orpington wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 8:51 am Just adopt a list.

I'm not sure leaning to one side is going to help much.

YMMV of course.

Bloody autocorrect. I wrote lisp.
Talking of lists I had a bloody good laugh about the Venezuelan patrol boat that tried ramming a cruise ship near Tortuga. Turns out that the liner usually works in the Antarctic and doubles as an icebreaker. The patrol vessel sank.

BaronVonWreckedoften wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:14 am

Buff Orpington wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 8:51 am Just adopt a list.

I'm not sure leaning to one side is going to help much.

YMMV of course.

The kewl kidz make a Kanban, not a list.

Jeremy wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:53 am But both a win for Benny surely?

Critical success: Bendy becomes the middleman* in an aristocrat sandwich.

*In cottaging parlance, the guy in the middle is ‘Lucky Pierre’.
I don’t know why.
I mean, I can see why he’s considered lucky, but I don’t know why ‘Pierre’.

Cheers guys, hope you enjoyed that as much as I did! If ever there was a departure from the script.... you should hire yourselves out as Cubicle Seven playtesters to break the scenarios

Fun sesh, thanks Jeremy.
We are to the subtle arts of diplomacy and investigation what Jeremy Clarkson is to car bodywork repairs.
Every toolbox needs a hammer, and all that.

World2dave wrote: ↑Sun Apr 05, 2020 8:10 pm
Every toolbox needs a hammer, and all that.

In this case a Warhammer under the chin