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Maybe Siegfried will summon you all and give you the job. Maybe he won’t notice Ferdy. Mask or not

Those Giant Bastard Rats get a pass from me for (A) not being yet another bunch of cultists and (B) having it in for the aristocracy of Ubersreik.
Good luck, cheese nibblers. Don’t forget to do a number on Siegfried.

Anyway, they’re a sod to fight because they just do a runner and they’re faster than we are and don’t roll 100 when trying to get through doorways.

We survived (except for poor old disembowled Elsie) chaos attacks, devious nobles and plots, endless fumbles and failures. That's something to be grateful for.

Many thanks Jeremy, 'twas a brilliant and fun campaign.

Has the dwarf mentioned his party outfit yet?

I don’t believe he has Dave...

You’ll be sticking round Ubersreik for a bit as I have the ‘Ubersreik Campaign’ which is 4 adventures for you to play. They’ve just released the book but you’ve played one of the scenarios already - Mad Men of Gotheim.

Bum Ubersreik. Bum it up the chuff.
I want to go to Altdorf to get my License to KillOoops I mean magic license.
If I have to keep spending XPs at apprentice level I’m going to be the most stat-buffed apprentice ever.
Feel like I’ve been kept back a year at Hogwarts.

You were. That whole incident with the chimps, the industrial grease and the celery stalks will not soon be forgotten by the college masters

when Ferdy gets to go up a level will he become a Pisstidigitator ?

Well, technically as his powers increase, the puddles he creates increase proportionally too

He should go on a quest to find a spell book containing the fabled mighty spell "Control Bladder"