The Loose Association of Wargamers

Norman D. Landings wrote: ↑Tue Apr 28, 2020 11:15 am In similar vein, who’d have guessed the entire medieval Germanic populace were broad Saffer?

True.

Though Molli’s and Gunnar’s accents are spot on.

grizzlymc wrote: ↑Tue Apr 28, 2020 10:50 am I'm a world away from having Norm enter my pores, but it's always fun to observe him from afar.

Do you think that's far enough? The Norm Reaper has a long reach.

Purple wrote: ↑Tue Apr 28, 2020 8:51 am

Norman D. Landings wrote: ↑Tue Apr 28, 2020 8:15 amIt’s just a chump waving their arms around and talking gibberish.

That sounds like my real life job

Management consultant?

levied troop wrote: ↑Tue Apr 28, 2020 10:40 am

grizzlymc wrote: ↑Tue Apr 28, 2020 9:42 am Is it an offence to practice necromancy without a licence?
Seems to discourage entreporeneurialism and innovation.

The last thing you want to do is encourage Norm to entre yer pores in any fashion, neutral or otherwise.

Oh, is that what he was trying to say. I thought it was just "sun over the yardarm time" Down Under* and he'd mis-spelt entre-porn-eurialism.

(* Well, when isn't it, to be fair.... )

I’m moved by your touching confidence in my readiness to abandon principles.

It’s as close to a compliment as anyone’s likely to get round here.

Find the killer. Such a simple instruction. Don’t kill anyone. Even simpler.

So what do they do? Steal sausage rolls, get drunk on a stakeout, pay for expensive accommodation for a week and not use it, beat up an innocent postmaster and try to drink flaming bacon shots.

We were so on top of this mission.
Until we rolled the first dice. It quickly became apparent that we were tapdancing in clown shoes.

ssss....okzzz, Izzz worked it in....out, out, thatzzz what I worked, whodunzit, itzzz right here, tipzzz of my....thingies, not thumzzz, other thingiezzzz.....Fingers!! Thatzz it.
Whatzzz were we talking about?

‘We’re being followed’ says GM’s character. ‘I know, let’s stop in the middle of the street and eat the manky old sausage rolls we stole several hours ago as a distraction whilst Dave’s character runs full belt at whoever is following us’. ‘Great idea!’ Everyone shouts