The Loose Association of Wargamers

Nah, the cat is too dark and the eyes too poppy. Stick to tanks and trees and forget giant pussy.

goat major wrote: ↑Thu Feb 15, 2018 6:13 pm you seem to be suggesting that Purps doesnt have his own hairspray......

Excellent Purps. The tank is rather good too. As is the cat

As my outrageous loose ass colleague knows, a good hair product always depends on the occasion!
Hairsprays will inevitably leave you with that shine which you only really want to achieve on a formality occasion. For everyday, you want a ore blow-dry toner followed by a good quality Matt paste.

I always like my 'ore to give me a blow job toner, but I'm not sure about this matt paste.

And remember, this years fashion will be following a good tailored slim cut. Light knitwear is in (as always) - Add a wide lapel to make you look even more handsome.
Monochromatic Outfits are going to be strong this year but please do remember to accessorise these, especially with striking Patterns.
Hair wise we are going to be seeing more length on top and a lessening of the detailed cut. Messy will be your go to’ this summer.
Keep moist with your skincare and remember to exfoliate once a week.

Purp - The Kardashian of Wargaming

So Purps, when are you staging your CoC game? I’m going on record here as putting my name down first on the invite list. I learnt that the hard way with EB’s shed game. Or maybe he’s just too embarrassed to have Northeners in Essex?

Anyway, Purps, I’m in!

I’m afraid I’ve already penned in the ‘Midlands G-String Four’ to come round and play some Big CoC Games... I shall organise some more though and there’s the Newark game when I get my Arse in gear, which will be a little different this time.

What is it with these Southern cliques?

To be fair we said we’d organise this game about 187 years ago. Lol
You need to move closer to the wargames crotch.

I’m scared of catching something!

Come to Nottinghamshire, the Spewing chasm of wargaming goodness!