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Re: What are people buying?
Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 4:56 pm
by Dog who drinks paint
Buff Orpington wrote: ↑Wed Apr 07, 2021 4:48 pm
I'll see if I get any offers of a swap at the club but if I do need to sell I'll let you know.
Re: What are people buying?
Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 5:04 pm
by BaronVonWreckedoften
Shahbahraz wrote: ↑Wed Apr 07, 2021 4:04 pm
Well there you go. Late blow-in selected. Thanks for that.
Dear old Georgie is about as multi-culti as it gets - Greek dad, Syrian mum, born in Palestine, buried in Israel; followed his dad into the the Roman army, and ended up in the Praetorian Guard, Canonised in 494, quite a favourite with Eastern Europeans due to the Orthodox Church, and patron saint of Greece, Portugal, Lithuania, Georgia (the ex-USSR one), Aragon, Catalonia, and Moscow. Also patron saint of soldiers, archers, butchers, boy scouts, lepers and plague victims. He even has a Muslim equivalent. (Still, not a patch on Ireland's patron saint - the only one in the world who is (a) a Brit (BritON, rather than BritISH of course) and (b) a kidnap victim.)
The dragon-slaying stuff comes from eastern Europe originally, although it does resemble a similar folk tale from Anglo-Saxon times, which predates any interest in Wales. He wasn't adopted as one of England's patron saints until the 14th Century, and only officially replaced Edward the Confessor in top spot in 1552, when Edward VI's contribution to the Reformation (apart from abolishing the fine English tradition of plain song - see Lucy Worsley) was to remove all but him from the list of English saints.
Re: What are people buying?
Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 5:06 pm
by Peeler
So the sort of immigrant that not even the BNP could object to really.
Re: What are people buying?
Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 5:07 pm
by BaronVonWreckedoften
Unless he tried to cross the Channel in a motorised rubber dinghy, of course.
Re: What are people buying?
Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 5:08 pm
by Peeler
Whilst in possession of a mobile phone.
Might get a bit awkward with the lance.
Anyway, best leave that for now.
Re: What are people buying?
Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 5:10 pm
by BaronVonWreckedoften
And claiming to be a load of women and children.....
Re: What are people buying?
Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2021 10:09 pm
by Buff Orpington
FreddBloggs wrote: ↑Wed Apr 07, 2021 4:48 pm
So our next king is Boaty McBoatface, excellent.
The people have spoken.
Interesting constitutional nicety. EIIR is Queen of England but not Queen of Scotland. Up there she is Queen of the Scots. None of this Norman "I own everything " bollocks. The monarch has to ask if the people consent to his/her rule.
Of course any dissent can be resolved by the Hanoverian method.
Re: What are people buying?
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 12:12 am
by Shahbahraz
True dat, and we're just being polite letting her be EIIR, as there wasn't a EIR in Scotland.
Re: What are people buying?
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 12:45 am
by Etranger
She's EIR, Queen of Australia...
Re: What are people buying?
Posted: Thu Apr 08, 2021 5:47 am
by Buff Orpington
Except for the desert, that belongs to Priscilla.