The Loose Association of Wargamers

Peeler wrote: ↑Sat Nov 30, 2024 9:09 pm Have you heard the tale of the auld, empty, barn?

There was nothing in it.

Have you heard about the toilet theft from the local Police Station?
The Police say they have nothing to go on.


What?.....are we not reciting from the two Ronnies 1977 Jokebook now?

Essex Boy wrote: ↑Sat Nov 30, 2024 4:42 pmI despair.

Is that not the Motto on the Essex Coat of Arms?

Count Belisarius wrote: ↑Fri Nov 29, 2024 8:41 pm River Assault on the Mountain Fortress of X?

That's some serious paddling!

goat major wrote: ↑Wed Nov 27, 2024 3:41 pm I believe we have a Hotel shaped shoehorn

..although I believe that Olive Oil is to be used as the obligatory lubricant?

(Much to Popeyes annoyance)

I can see 'em too.

Maybe they're blocked in Essex for being too "Northern"?

Whereabouts, our old castle was in Highland Perthshire? I'll check, she did tell me, but I wasn't really that interested; I have a feeling it is more the outskirts of Perth - she went to the Kelpie exhibit last time she was up there. Whereabouts was your castle and can they visit it (once the snow'...

One for each foot, perhaps? The Baroness chose this week to visit friends in Scotland (Perth, to be precise). She went up on Thursday morning, just before the worst of it hit and is now facing the very real prospect of being snowed in for several days, as they are quite "rural" - ie the b...

Warm in the Post Ayton glow I was going to come down then woke up to this

Count Belisarius wrote: ↑Fri Nov 22, 2024 12:52 pm Don't you start as well!!

Easily countered.......just remind everyone to text him "IAIN" every few minutes.

We will be playing the game over Saturday and Sunday on a 24' to 30' table (although that's negotiable depending what room/tables the other games need. I Think the Vineci game will need up to ten of the three foot square tables and at least a couple of the 2ft 6 by 6ft tables if all those are avail...