Pulp Cthulhu

[Essex Boy]

Andy your facepalm is getting a good workout.

I was thinking exactly the same.

[grizzlymc]

Now THAT has me worried!

[Essex Boy]

Now THAT has me worried!

Be afraid, be very afraid.

[Jeremy]

And a ‘hunter’ who can’t move stealthily.

He’s alright.... until he sees a chimp....

[levied troop]

Found anything interesting behind your bespoke cowering log, have we?

I’m thinking someone still needs to be functioning before the other half of the patrol turns up.

[Norman D. Landings]

Good thinking.

If we’re blitz attacked by another snake-creature with mind-control powers, flinging electrically-charged shuriken, accompanied by half-a-dozen shotgun-wielding zombies and a razor-clawed lizard-hound the size of a Shetland pony, we’re going to need the effete academic at the peak of his game.

That’ll teach ‘em.

[goat major]

Perhaps the aroma of a leisurely smoked Gauloise is protective against the inter dimensional forces of the Old Ones ?

[Norman D. Landings]

Maybe...

But on the other hand, what if white flags and stinky cheese summon Shub-Niggurath?

[MarshalNey]

????

[World2dave]

When the bullets miss at least we're punching the enemy. And hiding, and ready to surrender Paris, and generally unable to creep into a hut, and stuff.