Ayton 2nd-5th May 2025

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I saw him buy some muddy roads, the sort of roads which lead to a large barn ....
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He was chastened by claims that the Altefritzenburg artillery couldn't hit a barn door, so thought he needed practice
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I despair.
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Essex Boy wrote: Sat Nov 30, 2024 4:42 pmI despair.
Is that not the Motto on the Essex Coat of Arms?
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Paul wrote: Sat Nov 30, 2024 5:38 pm
Essex Boy wrote: Sat Nov 30, 2024 4:42 pmI despair.
Is that not the Motto on the Essex Coat of Arms?
No. It's "You hold them off while I go for help".
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Have you heard the tale of the auld, empty, barn?

There was nothing in it.
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Peeler wrote: Sat Nov 30, 2024 9:09 pm Have you heard the tale of the auld, empty, barn?

There was nothing in it.
Have you heard about the toilet theft from the local Police Station?
The Police say they have nothing to go on.


What?.....are we not reciting from the two Ronnies 1977 Jokebook now?
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