What's on your workbench?

[FreddBloggs]

I dunno, purps seems to manage...

[Norman D. Landings]

I feel like George Kennedy in ‘Cool Hand Luke’ going “My boy Luke can eat FIFTY eggs!”, when I say...

Purple could shag a Fell Beast.

[Purple]

Can I just say, I am not from Lincolnshire. I was born and raised in the Essex.
So no webs, Just a penchant for sitting outside a bookies drinking Skol.

And if you haven’t done a Fell beast on a Friday night in Boston, what have you done.

[grizzlymc]

But candy pink high heels and a capacity for vodka cranberry alcopops?

[Jeremy]

Can I just say, I am not from Lincolnshire. I was born and raised in the Essex.

And you consider this an improvement? Born in Essex, lived in Blackpool and now Lincolnshire? I detect a trend?

[levied troop]

To be fair, it’s an upward journey. Next stop, the Seventh Circle of Hell.

[FreddBloggs]

That is why purps is good at painting plaid, he was a Dagenham girl piper!

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

Ah, the Dagenham Girl Pipers. What a booze-and-drugs-fuelled marketing meeting that must have been.

Ford Marketing Director: "Right listen up, I've had a stunning idea. We get a load of birds off the production line, and teach them all to play the bagpipes and march in formation. Can't fail, can it? Before we know it, everyone's driving a Ford and we can all retire. Here, everyone take a drag on this, it's mint!"

Everyone else: "Brilliant, sir, absolutely brilliant. Ok, ok, just one drag each, it's got to last all the way round the table."

[tim.w]

Putting bases on vintage Britains Irish Guards and Essex Regiment. Just won an ebay bid for more Essex Regt. They just need to find their way to my house...

[grizzlymc]

……………………. They just need to find their way to my house...

Marching in columns of three, I hope.