What's on your workbench?

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

.....if they put the jam on top of the cream

That would be a Devon Cream Tea; a Cornish Cream Tea has the jam at the bottom and the cream on top.

[Norman D. Landings]

When you’re in a hurri bombers are hard to call to mind.

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

Well, it can't hurt, Gannet?

[Buff Orpington]

In today's paper there was an item about a music teacher who has been barred from classrooms for life after an affair with a pupil. The lad gave evidence that he had performed a sex act on her. He may have dobbed her in but I suspect that secretly he was gladiator.

[Norman D. Landings]

Oh, well played sir.

Edited to add: I suppose it would have been more serious had she been skua’ed?

[goat major]

Yes well played indeed.

Any vulcan try to fight a pun war but only the most valiant will emerge as the victor

[Norman D. Landings]

True. Before you jump in, ask yourself if you Can berr a full-on pun war.

[FreddBloggs]

Well before I strutter my stuff, these puns are the ones that broke the camels back, and as my mate harry tate said any nuiport in a storm for all the fokkers in this thread.

[Norman D. Landings]

Fredd Blogg’s Big Wing!

[Jeremy]