What are people buying?

[levied troop]

2-1 Jeremy cracks by Brexit
5-2 Jeremy cracks by Salute
7-4 Jeremy falls on his lead pile sobbing
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[Jeremy]

I know the feeling, I have done two shows this year and bought no figures (five books though). So no new figures since November!

Awful innit?

[Jeremy]

2-1 Jeremy cracks by Brexit
5-2 Jeremy cracks by Salute
7-4 Jeremy falls on his lead pile sobbing
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Can I put the money I saved down on all those options as they’re equally likely to happen

[FreddBloggs]

£10 on the 1000/1 shot that he makes it!

[Norman D. Landings]

Jeremy’s online shopping cart is fuller than Frederick’s plums at a flute concerto.
Can he hold out five months before pushing the button?

[FreddBloggs]

I know the feeling, I have done two shows this year and bought no figures (five books though). So no new figures since November!

Awful innit?

Odd, just never saw anything that grabbed me. However I do have an online basket full of gw stuff and strontium dog stuff, just need the money!

[Purple]

2-1 Jeremy cracks by Brexit

Admittedly I’ve just finished a rather long night shift but I initially read that as ‘Jeremy cracks Brexit’
And I briefly thought ‘oh well done Jeremy, good man’

Put me down for 20p that Jeremy cracks at Peelers tat pile

[levied troop]

Latest odds:
2-1 Jeremy cracks by Brexit
5-2 Jeremy cracks by Salute
7-4 Jeremy falls on his lead pile sobbing
50 - 1 Jeremy gives in to Peelers tat pile
65-2 Jeremy buys something off EB but sells it back to him 4 days later
1000 - 1 Jeremy is successful
2000000000 - 1 Jeremy solves Brexit

A dope test will be required.

And please...... gamble responsibly and often

[Jeremy]

Five weeks in. I’m feeling strong like Russia

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

Like Russia? So your strength is largely superficial, fundamentally self-delusional, and a couple of centuries out of date.

Bad luck , old chap.