VBCW Ayton 3rd May 2019 Organisation Thread

[Jeremy]

Dave doesn’t even bother with foreplay like rum and the lash anymore

[MarshalNey]

Hurrah!

[grizzlymc]

Not much into foreplay, are we marshal?

[Purple]

Looks like I’ll have to set Ken on Dave then. Joy and sodomy.
What happens when an sodomising force meets a highly sodomable object?

[Jeremy]

Solids turn to liquids. Or is it the other way round?

[Buff Orpington]

The alternative conundrum involving a non sodomisable object have been debated in NAAFI bars worldwide. By tradition the discussion centres on a camel and the sphinx.

[grizzlymc]

I know a song about that.

[MarshalNey]

Not much into foreplay, are we marshal?

In Gateshead we say "Brace yerself pet!"

[MarshalNey]

as Norbert Flange-Wacker will discover.

[goat major]

So some flimsy scenario information:

Day 1: The Airbase will see a combined force of NADGER and BUM vs BRA-PO and the Gateshead Curry Company. Who can get their pilot to the plane and fill it up with fuel first to allow it to fly off and be generally irritating on Day 2 ?

Day 1: RN Signals Station Scarborough: The Royal Navy ably supported by the cream of the local Scarborough Constabulary will attempt to fight off hordes of Vegans, Re-enactors and Belgians. Whoever holds the comms bunker gets to be all shooty with those Naval guns on day 2

Day 2: Its a big fight. Capture the enemy roads on the opposite side of the table. The table will have 3 sectors and 2 sets of opposing players in each sector. Line-ups and dispositions to be decided by the military geniuses who you have elected as your commanders.

In all scenarios -
- Don't shoot up Civilians
- Don't shoot up civilian buildings
- Do be careful when shooting up the BUM