Pulp Cthulhu

[goat major]

You need to write a game for John where the objective is to roll 84 six times in a row

[Norman D. Landings]

JUNGLE FRENZY! WOOOOOH!

The official soundtrack: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_r0n9Dv6XnY

Shut up. It’s brilliant.

[Jeremy]

John, I just want you to know that I warmed your character up and he’s going to roll insanely good next time...

Law of averages and all that.

Although slightly lower in his luck and sanity statistics

[Norman D. Landings]

Yeah, sorry about the flesh balaclava.

[levied troop]

John, I just want you to know that I warmed your character up and he’s going to roll insanely good next time...

I know. I was controlling you from a distance through the eldritch spell known as ‘two bottles of Chardonnay and Daube Provençal’. It did involve the sacrifice of my soul but, huh, small change

[Purple]

That makes sense if I was channeling your dice rolling...
9 rolls made.
1 passed, 8 were over 84.......

[Norman D. Landings]

Sword cane, though?
It’s like you specialise in ‘characters labouring under the delusion that they can fence’.

Just get a flamethrower already.

You’ll still roll 84 but it’ll be way more eventful when you do.

[Jeremy]

He’s really just an aging and more feeble Amris

[grizzlymc]

That should set off the protection system

[goat major]

More Gran Chaco tentacle action tonight...... Well a lot of inexplicable lurking around the toilets, intimidation of nurses, rapid dispatching of zombified soldiers, pulpy last second drop shots on demonic lizard dogs, a Frenchman who can’t roll less than 80 on a D100 and a non-native English speaker tasked to operate the radio for important messages. The Caduceus foundation have definitely brought in their top team for this one.