What are you going to play if we go into isolation?

[Peeler]

I'm going to work from home from tomorrow, about midday. Ish.

[Wg Cdr Luddite]

I'm in my 2nd day of self isolation and I'm already bored. I'm well stocked with bogroll and baccy though (cough).

[RMD]

Is 'with myself' an acceptable answer?

[Buff Orpington]

Have you got enough bog roll for 2 weeks of that?

[RMD]

Have you got enough bog roll for 2 weeks of that?

There are plenty of dock-leaves in the garden.

I'd use the lettuce in the fridge, but that would be just the tip of the iceberg.

[Vintage Wargaming]

Is 'with myself' an acceptable answer?

Do you mean solo wargaming? Or pocket billiards?

[Buff Orpington]

Have you got enough bog roll for 2 weeks of that?

There are plenty of dock-leaves in the garden.

I'd use the lettuce in the fridge, but that would be just the tip of the iceberg.

How many spare rolls did you leave in the signal box when you knocked off?

[levied troop]

There are plenty of dock-leaves in the garden.

I'd use the lettuce in the fridge, but that would be just the tip of the iceberg.

Are you doing that ‘Cos you can?

[Neanderthal]

What is this talk of lettuce? Where are the tough northerners of yesteryear. Newsprint is the way to go. Truly the sun can shine up your a*******. (Other papers are available for those of differing opinions).

[goat major]

Sources of toilet paper for Wargamers - Newbury Fast Play rules, those little bits of foam from blister packs, terrain mats, mdf bases (scraping only), teddy bear fur, last valley trees and hedges.....