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or even sell his girlfriends....
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Man she’s to feisty, I wouldn’t dare
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Purple wrote: Wed Apr 22, 2020 11:49 am Man she’s to feisty, I wouldn’t dare
An ex-girlfriend was made an offer when she went to Egypt on holiday,. Apparently she was worth 5,000 camels, which she was led to believe was a considerable fortune. .
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5,000 camels are a middling fortune, blonde buxom and young can reach 20,000 camels or 5 arab stallions.
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FreddBloggs wrote: Wed Apr 22, 2020 1:35 pm 5,000 camels are a middling fortune, blonde buxom and young can reach 20,000 camels or 5 arab stallions.
It may have been more, it's a long time since I heard the story! Red headed, but otherwise she fitted the description. (Still does, allowing for age, last time I saw her at the shops.)
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FIVE STALLIONS! Jesus! She must have been something!

I was once caught shagging a young lady whose father indicated that I could seal the purchase at one large boar and a large pregnant sow.
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A gentleman never tells, Grizz. He may however insinuate...
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I was once caught shagging a young lady whose father indicated that I could seal the purchase at one large boar and a large pregnant sow.
Your willy must have gotten you into frequent trouble then over the years?
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FreddBloggs wrote: Wed Apr 22, 2020 9:11 am 7.5 to 8 sadly.
I've heard that. I knew a chap who ran a collectors toy soldier business and dealt with him a few times, although he had no issues with him he said he was known to be an unpleasant bloke, very keen on sueing people.
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Etranger wrote: Wed Apr 22, 2020 1:40 pm
FreddBloggs wrote: Wed Apr 22, 2020 1:35 pm 5,000 camels are a middling fortune, blonde buxom and young can reach 20,000 camels or 5 arab stallions.
It may have been more, it's a long time since I heard the story! Red headed, but otherwise she fitted the description. (Still does, allowing for age, last time I saw her at the shops.)
Red heads only have novelty value to them.
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