Partizan in the Cloud

[grizzlymc]

I am surprised that medical science cannot manage a prosthetic penile sphincter, or something.

[World2dave]

Nice idea, except for the FB bit.
Deserves, and will get, about 60% of the success it would have had if offered on the wider web.

[Peeler]

And never trust a fart.

[Neanderthal]

Nice idea, except for the FB bit.
Deserves, and will get, about 60% of the success it would have had if offered on the wider web.

Did you mean darker?

[grizzlymc]

When, in various unhygienic places, the definition of not having a bad dose of the shits, is being able to fart with confidence.

As a result of an impromptu fish lunch by the road in Indonesia, I spent a week expelling identical green slime from both ends of my digestive tract with about 10 seconds warning as the stomach cramps went from mild to agonising.

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

You'd be surprised how far you can get in 10 seconds.

When you have to.....

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

Henry Hyde, of this parish, is doing some sort of podcast on this, I believe.

(That's "Partizan in the Cloud", not Grizz's fish-powered bowel movements.)

[grizzlymc]

You'd be surprised how far you can get in 10 seconds.

When you have to.....

I had two legs then, had the hole already dug, a clear unobstructed track and the shitpaper on a stick with a plastic bag over it to keep out the rain.

Bit harder these days as I sleep with the leg off.

[grizzlymc]

I am surprised that Henry has not considered a podcast on 101 ways one's bowel can revolt. I could probably beat the target.

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

I think we'll all need a lot longer in isolation before we start asking you for more details on that one, sport.