Ayton1: - 30th April ~ 2nd May 2021.

[Essex Boy]

In but a few hours we will know our fate.

E

[Paul]

If we're allowed to travel I'll be coming up to do some walking. Even I have abandoned any notion of wargaming that weekend.

E

If we're allowed and you need a guide on the moors let me know.

Don't stray off the paaaaath!

[Peeler]

If we're allowed and you need a guide on the moors let me know.

If there is something one should never do, it's to accept the offer of a guide for the moors. It always ends in death by swamp, big dog, or sheep shagging. Or savaging. Or savage shagging. Anyway, the point is that it always ends in a horrible death, one way or another.

[Paul]

I think todays announcements have officially cancelled this event.
(The Wargaming event, not Peelers savage sheep shagging, while dogging in a swamp, that's Tuesdays, after 7pm, bring a bottle..............and antibiotics).

[Buff Orpington]

I notice that the announcement totally ignored dogging. No mention of when people from more than one household could meet in the back of a car while others were standing by the open door.

[Peeler]

Right, cancelled again! Oh well, never mind eh.