Ayton, Friday 29th April - Sunday 1st May 2022.

[Jeremy]

I’m surprised the engine has enough life in it to cross the wild savannahs of Essex. It’s over a hundred thousand miles isn’t it?

[Peeler]

I'm expecting to arrive at about 14:00. Sadly, I can't have a beer until the car is unloaded........so, when will the hall be available to us on Friday please?

Hall is available from 3pm, so you'll have an hour to sort your tyre out.

[Essex Boy]

Git

[Jeremy]

I take it the Virgins to this year's Ayton are going to be treated to an extra special Peeler drive by considering it’s the 10th Anniversary? The rest of us will wait politely outside so as not to intrude.

[goat major]

So I've got the delights of Jeremy and Purple playing a quick round of DBA round my gaff on Friday afternoon. If anyone else has time to kill before checking in and fancies popping by in order to have a nice cup of tea and a biscuit* then that would great. Pop me a PM if you don't know my address - I'm in Ebberston about 10 mins drive or so from Ayton

*Does not necessarily include the option to hurl insults and/or gratuitously break wind but I am probably powerless to prevent it

[Peeler]

Sometimes I do like to have a nice cup of tea and a biscuit whilst hurling insults and gratuitously breaking wind.

[Tim Hall]

I'm expecting to arrive at about 14:00. Sadly, I can't have a beer until the car is unloaded........so, when will the hall be available to us on Friday please?

Hall is available from 3pm, so you'll have an hour to sort your tyre out.

Yes, but you also have to factor in several hours spent ignoring the tyre warning light, on the sound mechanical principle that "Debbie's car does this and it's always wrong."

[World2dave]

[MarshalNey]

Is there a Wedding at the Ayton Lodge over the weekend?

[Jeremy]

Depends how drunk Purps gets