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Yes, no one likes it when their winkle is frozen.....
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On the altiplano at -30 with a 100km wind, getting your winkle out for a piss was an act of great derring doo.
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Having your wee freeze mid-stream is quite an experience, so I'm told (by someone who claims it happened to him).
Kein Plan überlebt den ersten Kontakt mit den Würfeln. (No plan survives the first contact with the dice.)
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Never happened to me, I did once leave a puddle of yellow ice on the rocks.
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I’m so glad the thread for our campaign weekend hasn’t wandered off topic...
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Piss poor performance on our part....
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Urine trouble now, Grizz!!!
Kein Plan überlebt den ersten Kontakt mit den Würfeln. (No plan survives the first contact with the dice.)
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Yes lucky for you Grizz that you don't live in the same incontinent
Who do you think your kidneying with all that bladdering on?
I laughed so much I nearly prostrated myself
Get re(n)al man :o
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The worst thing is when you are dying for a piss and, due to the temperature, your mighty shaft has shrunk to the point where it is as hard to find as a virgin looking for a clitoris.
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a second belly button?
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