15mm SYW matching Essex in heft and size

[MarshalNey]

I once at a kebab at 2am outside the Navwar shop

I made my first kebab last week. Lamb mincemeat, spices, breadcrumbs and bound together with an egg. Really pleased with it.

[Peeler]

I had a row in the early hours with someone outside the Navwar shop who accused me of not working when I should've been. I suppose the marked van & uniform gave it away. I was only looking in the window.

[FreddBloggs]

Did that person get the, and what are you doing out at this time Sir, may I see some identification....

[Peeler]

He did. And I asked him where he got the kebab from too. It looked pretty good.

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

At what point did he reveal that he was your boss and was working undercover?

[goat major]

Late night at the Navwar shop is a surprisingly busy period it seems.

[FreddBloggs]

Well the menfolk had to do somethong while the women were watching the male strippers next door.

[Peeler]

I knew that Kevin Brazier bloke had a sideline.

[HMS Priapus]

Freikorps? Trying to think of the last time I tried to match Essex with another mfg...

[Neanderthal]

I once at a kebab at 2am outside the Navwar shop

And you lived to tell the tale?
Jake's burgers was the best place when I worked around there long ago.