The Loose Association of Wargamers

Most designs appear to be adjustable for scale and software can allow you to slice designs to allow bigger designs to be printed in sections,

Let us know when you're taking orders for fully shaded and highlighted pre-coloured 3D printed figures. Your popularity is about to sky-rocket Buff!!

Just waiting the software update for that. It's due just after TMP V4.

Nah, it'll be here in a few years, PMT 4.0 won't be here until ladyboys have found a way to reproduce.

Bloody Hermes! They have "lost" my printer after the tracking showed it in their depot for a week. One of them probably has it on Ebay now. All gone at Aldi so it's just wait until next time.

I once had a phone conversation with a bloke in a warehouse in Northampton.

I've got this big box and I don't know what to do with it
Can you touch your toes without bending your knees
Nooo?
Well, as you can't shove it up your arse, you could try delivering it to the address written on all sides of the box!

Northampton is a funny place. Its neither 'up North' nor 'down South'. It is limbo so I'm not surprised stuff disappears into a black hole.

This is disappointing Buff, I was going to ask you to print me a 3D printer.

That would have been good, then I would only have to have asked you to print half a printer each.