The Loose Association of Wargamers

Peas are the tiny pieces of faeces that cling to the hairs that grow around Satan’s chocolate starfish.

I’m having fish which is a Saffer vegan option.

Well that's put me right off my food. Afraid we won't be joining you for food as the Memsahib can't be sure she'll feel like going out. Once she gets her new hip I'll be spending a fortune on taking her out.

Jeremy can have his pee in the corner, like the rest of us well behaved people.

Buff, sorry to hear, if it changes, let me know soonest, or just turn up.

I'll have the curry at the forge and the veg chilli at the Dennison. I believe both were vegan or could be made so last time but if you could check when you put the order in please?

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Hi Sweet tits,

Pop me down for a Friday Haddock
And a Saturday Rib Eye.

No starters because I’m small, sheer and sleek.
Looking forward to seeing you all.

Purple wrote: ↑Mon Apr 18, 2022 9:18 pm I’m small, sheer and sleek.

Like a pocket butt plug?

They come in small?

I think I'll be dining with Mrs Ney - then joining up with you chaps afterwards.

No feeding required for me. Though I'll try and stick around possibly Sunday evening. Is anyone staying Monday - Hotel? The plan in my head is come up Friday early afternoon with family for a visit then travel home Sat/Sun evenings.

I won't be able to make it on Friday but could I have fish and chips with mushy peas at the Denison on Saturday please?