You've clearly never been to Qld. Sending thugs etc is the proverbial sending coals etc scenario.
The average Queenslander's eyebrows start at his hairline, their ears are attached to their shoulders & they bite the tops off their beer bottles rather than just open them (lovely people, nonetheless). Indeed, the only positive thing I can say about them is they're not from Melbourne.
So send your Bacchus thugs. I'll just have a word to my large neighbours (Colin, Brian & Colin's brother, also called Colin) about dealing with interlopers. (note to self: don't say "interlopers". Stick to words with one syllable).
donald
