This week I cannot find....

[Purple]

What’s a cheque?

[Neanderthal]

A person from the coumtry next to Slovakia.

[Purple]

Is that when somebody REALLY enjoys there presents on Christmas morning?

[Shahbahraz]

I'm positive I have a box of aeronef somewhere, but as most of my stash, painted and unpainted is in the shed, and as it is absolutely arctic out there, plus I had a roof-leak so the place is an ice cave, it's too hard to stay out long enough to find anything.

[Peeler]

I couldn't find my 20mm zulu stuff for a game last week. After a good 15 minutes, I found them in plain view on me bookshelf clearly marked '20mm zulu stuff'. And Tim has a point, but it's actually four identical copies of the Featherstone book. And I am happy that I have my plastic goblins back again, at the same price, and I will never sell them again.

[levied troop]

Ok, this isn’t funny
Last year I wrote up a perfect Zombie scenario, the introduction to a campaign I want to run at some time. Individual team briefings, requirements list, rules adaptions etc.
I’ve now extensively searched all 3 technical thingies and can I find it anywhere?
Can I fuck!!

[Purple]

I think this is something that only happens to elderly people.

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

I’ve now extensively searched all 3 technical thingies and can I find it anywhere?
Can I fuck!?

Are these two questions related?

[Norman D. Landings]

'Cause you'll have to buy us dinner first.

[levied troop]

Ok, but two courses only.