The Loose Association of Wargamers

You have to have the one that "The old Guard" used to take around shows in the 80s with their Asterix game - Biggus Diccus

Or Phallus Elongatus

Incontientus Pantus
Pukus Flavius
Tinea Corporis (athlete's foot)
Tinea Cruris ( fungal groin)

Titus Culus

Testis Turgidus

Someone really needs to make a Lardy name generator for our wargaming needs....

May I suggest the character names from Up Pompeii? Senator Mucus for one.

Tittius Maximus for a large landowner, with a nod to Monty Python.

Fuck dead languages. Fuck pompous twats who use dead languages. Yes I was educated in a Comprehensive School.

Chrismus Bonus. Curius Fungus. Titus Hadduxars. Fittus Affidul.

(Studied Latin whilst attending a comprehensive, and could have done Ancient Greek, too.)

Gentlemen, your efforts have exceeded my wildest expectations, exactly as I expected. Thank you.

But how about the Ancient Germans? My own attempts are limited to ‘Asterix and the Goths’ - I need an imagination boost.

HMS Priapus wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 10:52 pm Someone really needs to make a Lardy name generator for our wargaming needs....

What do you think this forum is?

Frigg
Godehard
Helmut
Hughard
Linda (yes, really)
Raginhard (I particularly like this variant on the theme of 'hard')
Wazo
Willihard

Wg Cdr Luddite wrote: ↑Sun Feb 02, 2020 1:11 am Fuck dead languages. Fuck pompous twats who use dead languages. Yes I was educated in a Comprehensive School.

So was I, so fuck you too.