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I am surprised that medical science cannot manage a prosthetic penile sphincter, or something.

Nice idea, except for the FB bit.
Deserves, and will get, about 60% of the success it would have had if offered on the wider web.

And never trust a fart.

World2dave wrote: ↑Tue May 05, 2020 12:19 am Nice idea, except for the FB bit.
Deserves, and will get, about 60% of the success it would have had if offered on the wider web.

Did you mean darker?

When, in various unhygienic places, the definition of not having a bad dose of the shits, is being able to fart with confidence.

As a result of an impromptu fish lunch by the road in Indonesia, I spent a week expelling identical green slime from both ends of my digestive tract with about 10 seconds warning as the stomach cramps went from mild to agonising.

You'd be surprised how far you can get in 10 seconds.

When you have to.....

Henry Hyde, of this parish, is doing some sort of podcast on this, I believe.

(That's "Partizan in the Cloud", not Grizz's fish-powered bowel movements.)

BaronVonWreckedoften wrote: ↑Sat May 09, 2020 7:07 am You'd be surprised how far you can get in 10 seconds.

When you have to.....

I had two legs then, had the hole already dug, a clear unobstructed track and the shitpaper on a stick with a plastic bag over it to keep out the rain.

Bit harder these days as I sleep with the leg off.

I am surprised that Henry has not considered a podcast on 101 ways one's bowel can revolt. I could probably beat the target.

I think we'll all need a lot longer in isolation before we start asking you for more details on that one, sport.