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Re: Pulp Cthulhu
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 8:18 pm
by Jeremy
Norms been experimenting on the capacity and effects of erect chimps penises. I’ve heard he was suitably impressed and somewhat envious.
Re: Pulp Cthulhu
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:24 pm
by Norman D. Landings
Apes are not overly well-endowed.
In case it seems suspicious that I know that, let me explain that I came by that knowledge as part of a concerted - if drunk and stoned - debate about whether Fay Wray could have accommodated Kong and survived the experience.
Re: Pulp Cthulhu
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 10:03 pm
by Shahbahraz
Presumably mankind has evolved to allow for additional positions.
Re: Pulp Cthulhu
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2020 11:46 pm
by World2dave
Was the debate with the bank manager when you applied for a loan to make that movie?
Re: Pulp Cthulhu
Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 1:16 am
by grizzlymc
Norm, that is knowledge to which it is unwise to admit, specially on this forum.
Re: Pulp Cthulhu
Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 9:08 am
by BaronVonWreckedoften
Norman D. Landings wrote: ↑Wed Apr 01, 2020 5:37 pm
I blame circumcision for all the unrest in the Middle East.
Desert heat, sweat and gritty sand on unprotected bell ends?
Oddly enough, I always thought that sand getting trapped under the foreskin was the reason for circumcision in the first place. Is that not correct?
Asking for a friend, obviously.
Re: Pulp Cthulhu
Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 9:09 am
by goat major
even for this forum the thread has taken a slightly unexpected turn
Re: Pulp Cthulhu
Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:20 am
by Purple
Re: Pulp Cthulhu
Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 11:38 am
by grizzlymc
Exactly purps, I reckon the science bitch doth protest too much.
Re: Pulp Cthulhu
Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 12:09 pm
by Norman D. Landings
The spirit of true scientific enquiry recognises no boundaries.
