Ayton 2018 Modernesque Skirmish

[Paul]

It's Buffs all sniper force you really want to worry about!

[Buff Orpington]

MOTHERFUCKERS.

General N’Dahwelahweh will hear of this. Mark my words.

I share your pain Norm, that didn't stop me looking for an affordable T-72 though. Never found one

[Count Belisarius]

MOTHERFUCKERS.

General N’Dahwelahweh will hear of this. Mark my words.

I share your pain Norm, that didn't stop me looking for an affordable T-72 though. Never found one

Just buy a 10mm one and have it 'far away'....

[Paul]

No reason to use the big chap, but as I got the two as a boxed set for the price of buying a single Saladin kit, it would have been rude not to!

A couple of rules queries for this game:
Are snipers part of a unit or a seperate entity?
Do different personal weapons have different stats?
and
Are there different troop qualities or are all troops on a level?

and is it considered rude to field more than 4 tanks

[Norman D. Landings]

The issue of troop quality is a valid point.

Many of General N’Dahwehlahweh’s troops have been in training since they were eight years old.

Which was not that long ago....

[grizzlymc]

So it's all fresh in their minds then?

[Norman D. Landings]

People say it’s wrong to use child soldiers, but these kids need to learn how to defend themselves against Oxfam.

[Jeremy]

[grizzlymc]

[Paul]

The issue of troop quality is a valid point.

Many of General N’Dahwehlahweh’s troops have been in training since they were eight years old.

Which was not that long ago....

So they are easily distracted by a Kinder egg and a bottle of fizzy pop?

Idea for a card:
General N'Dahwehkahwehs's child soldiers find a hidden crate of Pokie Cola. They spend one turn doing nothing whilst they drink it all then two turns going absolututley mental, totally uncontrollably shooting anything that comes within range. After that they all run home crying.