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I dunno, purps seems to manage...

I feel like George Kennedy in ‘Cool Hand Luke’ going “My boy Luke can eat FIFTY eggs!”, when I say...

Purple could shag a Fell Beast.

Can I just say, I am not from Lincolnshire. I was born and raised in the Essex.
So no webs, Just a penchant for sitting outside a bookies drinking Skol.

And if you haven’t done a Fell beast on a Friday night in Boston, what have you done.

But candy pink high heels and a capacity for vodka cranberry alcopops?

Purple wrote: ↑Sun Dec 02, 2018 11:47 pm Can I just say, I am not from Lincolnshire. I was born and raised in the Essex.

And you consider this an improvement? Born in Essex, lived in Blackpool and now Lincolnshire? I detect a trend?

To be fair, it’s an upward journey. Next stop, the Seventh Circle of Hell.

That is why purps is good at painting plaid, he was a Dagenham girl piper!

Ah, the Dagenham Girl Pipers. What a booze-and-drugs-fuelled marketing meeting that must have been.

Ford Marketing Director: "Right listen up, I've had a stunning idea. We get a load of birds off the production line, and teach them all to play the bagpipes and march in formation. Can't fail, can it? Before we know it, everyone's driving a Ford and we can all retire. Here, everyone take a drag on this, it's mint!"

Everyone else: "Brilliant, sir, absolutely brilliant. Ok, ok, just one drag each, it's got to last all the way round the table."

Putting bases on vintage Britains Irish Guards and Essex Regiment. Just won an ebay bid for more Essex Regt. They just need to find their way to my house...

tim.w wrote: ↑Mon Dec 03, 2018 11:10 pm ……………………. They just need to find their way to my house...

Marching in columns of three, I hope.