The Loose Association of Wargamers

Wait, what? What’s this now? Are you lot playing space invaders and whatnot?
Is there tinfoil shorts and jetpacks?
Because I think you know how I feel about tinfoil shorts and jetpacks.
Do tell all....

Chimpanzees in tinfoil shorts with jetpacks, and guess what is hidden in the maze?

Can’t remember which impersonator it was, doing a take-off of Professor Brian Cox, telling the story of NASA’s chimp program.
He concludes, pauses, looks up meaningfully....
“Space... “ (turns to camera) ....is full of monkeys.”

Norman D. Landings wrote: ↑Fri Dec 14, 2018 12:10 am Can’t remember which impersonator it was, doing a take-off of Professor Brian Cox, telling the story of NASA’s chimp program.
He concludes, pauses, looks up meaningfully....
“Space... “ (turns to camera) ....is full of monkeys.”

Them’s the feckers.
I’d say send ‘em all up there, if it wasn’t for the chilling prospect of hyper-evolved space chimps coming back from the future to enslave us.

Tomorrow I ‘Mad Max’ the transport for my BUM. That’s right, I’m armouring my BUM so it can take more of a pounding before it’s torn to shreds.

Henceforth, your men will be called "The Amoured Arseholes".

What do you mean 'henceforth'?

Poor Jeremy.
Must be awful to have your Bum in peril so regularly that you need extra protection just for a walk round Yorkshire.

Norm - it's an Aliens-style mission game I came up with, involving a squad of special forces trying to do stuff while not getting eaten by space critters. Nothing fancy or special, but it seems to play OK, provides player challenges, some tension and laughs, which is pretty much the extent of my gaming goals these days!

Paul - I've shared the latest version with you on Dropbox, including the word version in case that makes it easier to hack about. How much more deadly have you made the encounter table???!