The Count's Gallery

[Count Belisarius]

You can go off some people...

[valleyboy]

So does all this mean that soon we'll be getting smurf Smileys then?

[levied troop]

That's a good idea. Although, surely Andy's book will be blue...........I wonder what shade of blue............

The same shade as Max Miller’s?

Which would you like, the blue book or the white book? You like the blue book don't you?

Mary had a little bear
To which she was so kind.
I often see her bear in front...
I'll get on to the next joke here.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
Just like two cock linnets.
Jill came down with half-a-crown,
She wasn't up there two ... 'Ere I’ve got another one

[tim.w]

Are you doing a Father Abraham command stand?

[Etranger]

They are coming to get you...

[Count Belisarius]

Excellent! White helmets for the next unit then!

Oh... And you'll all be pleased to know I'm now trying to decide which paint to use for French blue...

[Jeremy]

Oh... And you'll all be pleased to know I'm now trying to decide which paint to use for French blue...

Mock you they might, however the decision is not so cut and dried. I decided the colour I had on my SP2 French would not suit en masse units so had to experiment until I found a shade I was happy with

[Purple]

I once picked someone up from Lincoln Train station and two Smurf’s were stood outside waiting for a taxi, one of them looking rather worse for wear.

Still, I’ve seen Stay Puft drinking alone in a pub in Grantham and a woman with a pram full of cats on my estate, who am I to judge.

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

Given that you work all day in the mental health sector, I'd say you are the ideal person to judge. When it comes to assessing oddness, you are an expert.

Possibly comes from being a Spurs fan as well, of course......

[Purple]

Not really Dear.
My jobs more like a gatekeeper for the Jeremy Kyle show.