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Re: The Count's Gallery

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 9:47 pm
by Count Belisarius
You can go off some people...

Re: The Count's Gallery

Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2018 6:22 am
by valleyboy
So does all this mean that soon we'll be getting smurf Smileys then? :clappy:

Re: The Count's Gallery

Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2018 1:49 pm
by levied troop
Essex Boy wrote: Tue Oct 23, 2018 1:39 pm That's a good idea. Although, surely Andy's book will be blue...........I wonder what shade of blue............
The same shade as Max Miller’s?
Max Miller wrote: Tue Oct 23, 2018 1:39 pm Which would you like, the blue book or the white book? You like the blue book don't you?

Mary had a little bear
To which she was so kind.
I often see her bear in front...
I'll get on to the next joke here.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
Just like two cock linnets.
Jill came down with half-a-crown,
She wasn't up there two ... 'Ere I’ve got another one

Re: The Count's Gallery

Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2018 10:18 pm
by tim.w
Are you doing a Father Abraham command stand?

Re: The Count's Gallery

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 1:28 am
by Etranger
They are coming to get you...

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Re: The Count's Gallery

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 7:08 am
by Count Belisarius
Excellent! White helmets for the next unit then!

Oh... And you'll all be pleased to know I'm now trying to decide which paint to use for French blue...

Re: The Count's Gallery

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 7:55 am
by Jeremy
Count Belisarius wrote: Thu Oct 25, 2018 7:08 am Oh... And you'll all be pleased to know I'm now trying to decide which paint to use for French blue...
Mock you they might, however the decision is not so cut and dried. I decided the colour I had on my SP2 French would not suit en masse units so had to experiment until I found a shade I was happy with

Re: The Count's Gallery

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 8:19 am
by Purple
I once picked someone up from Lincoln Train station and two Smurf’s were stood outside waiting for a taxi, one of them looking rather worse for wear.

Still, I’ve seen Stay Puft drinking alone in a pub in Grantham and a woman with a pram full of cats on my estate, who am I to judge.

Re: The Count's Gallery

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 8:29 am
by BaronVonWreckedoften
Given that you work all day in the mental health sector, I'd say you are the ideal person to judge. When it comes to assessing oddness, you are an expert.

Possibly comes from being a Spurs fan as well, of course......

Re: The Count's Gallery

Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2018 2:55 pm
by Purple
Not really Dear.
My jobs more like a gatekeeper for the Jeremy Kyle show.