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Do the Zulus of Essex get around in a fake Leopardskin Kaross?

I'm easy, Jamie can choose from the remaining 2 and I'll take the other.

grizzlymc wrote: ↑Mon Oct 29, 2018 12:50 am Do the Zulus of Essex get around in a fake Leopardskin Kaross?

I think you'll find that Zulus are Africans.

Doesn't Essex include Africa because Essex is so hugely big and enormous and stuff?

Peeler wrote: ↑Mon Oct 29, 2018 9:49 pm Doesn't Essex include Africa because Essex is so hugely big and enormous and stuff?

Yes, it is, but it's all Essex. Africa is many, many miles from Essex.

I do worry about you lot sometimes.

Peeler, he's just being modest. Probably doesn't admit that the sun never sets on Essex.

grizzlymc wrote: ↑Mon Oct 29, 2018 11:58 pm Peeler, he's just being modest. Probably doesn't admit that the sun never sets on Essex.

Is that because we don’t trust anyone from Essex in the dark?

It is because from the Jungles of equatorial Essex to the empty desert sands some part of Essex is always bathed in sunlight. From its vast polar wastes to the mighty wildebeest populated savannahs a man might trek half a lifetime and never return to the same point. And, in the mighty cordillera where 200kph winds howl around the mountains and in summer the snow falls 2m thick or more, still a man cannot view the sea.

And theres was me thinking that Yorkshire was bigger than Essex.