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Re: Ayton Travel Plans

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:10 am
by Jeremy
BaronVonWreckedoften wrote: Sat Mar 21, 2020 8:57 am
Buff Orpington wrote: Sat Mar 21, 2020 12:05 am Fair point but stacking shelves is safer than bar work which is what she was doing. My son's after a delivery van job.
Which does he prefer - rear gunner, or mid-upper turret?
Did you just ask Buff if his son is a tail gunner?

Re: Ayton Travel Plans

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:10 am
by MarshalNey
Now that is a challenge. You must be fitter than ever, if a bit worn out.

Re: Ayton Travel Plans

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:16 am
by valleyboy
We've just had a directive to try and move to virtual consultations. It seems the idea is based on the Italian experience where lots of Patients got infected waiting at the surgery. This is going to be a challenge

Re: Ayton Travel Plans

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:22 am
by MarshalNey
It's easy to forget I suppose that non-Covid illnesses will still be occurring.

Re: Ayton Travel Plans

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:23 am
by BaronVonWreckedoften
No problems VB, we can tqalk you through this. OK, first step - is it plugged in at the wall? And is the switch in the "on" position? OK. Now, press the "on" button on the laptop, and observe the screen. No, that's the TV, the screen on the laptop.....(oh dear, this is going to take a while.....)

Re: Ayton Travel Plans

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:26 am
by valleyboy
But won't I have to piss on my laptop to kill off any buglets? I've heard about something called computer viruses

Re: Ayton Travel Plans

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:27 am
by valleyboy
And if I piss on my laptop won't I get an electric shock up my todger?

Re: Ayton Travel Plans

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:27 am
by MarshalNey
They can also be infected by Myceneans.

Re: Ayton Travel Plans

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:27 am
by MarshalNey
Or was that Trojans?

Re: Ayton Travel Plans

Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2020 9:28 am
by MarshalNey
Stay safe VB, even if you dont wee on your computer.