Plastic Spencer Smiths for Vintage

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

Every 8 weeks or so, I have a number 4 - no skill involved, just sit vee-eery still when they get near your ears.

[Peeler]

I normally get a doing once a month. I'm going to look like a long haired guardian reading dope smoking lefty liberal hippy if this lock down goes on much longer.

Count, can I borrow your shears please mate chum friend person.

[Count Belisarius]

Every 8 weeks or so, I have a number 4 - no skill involved, just sit vee-eery still when they get near your ears.

For a moment there I was worried you were talking about some sort of escalated bowel movement... Waaay beyond a number 2...

Peeler can probably go all the way to a number 11...

[Count Belisarius]

Count, can I borrow your shears please mate chum friend person.

Only if its the garden ones and I get to do the cutting...

[Peeler]

Harsh.

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

....but fair.

[MarshalNey]

and I get to do the cutting...

is that an euphemism?

[grizzlymc]

You can't cut with a euphemism.

[Etranger]

You can't cut with a euphemism.

You can get a tune out of it though!

[Peeler]

Only if you blow hard enough.